by Scott Russell

"You want me to sell Amway, right?"

"I don't want you to sell Amway."

"Then what do you want?"

"Why did you think that?"

"Think what?"

"Why did you think I want you to sell Amway?"

"People always come up to me and try to get me to sell Amway."

"That's strange."

"Tell me about it."

"Why do you think that is?"

"What?"

"Why people want you to sell Amway?"

I shrugged my shoulders.

"Dunno."