by Scott Russell

"I like you Bill, you know that? I could tell you were — Oh, my God, Bill, look at that piece of ass.

"No, right there. The one with big tits walking with the little whiner.

"Oh. Seriously? Jesus — My mistake, then. I hope you didn't take offense. I really do have to compliment you, though, Bill. You have a very attractive family. You really do. And you know something? That speaks volumes about you."